Opus Diaboli Man of the Year – nominations flood in
The Good Rev. Green
The good reverend is the proud author of a number of charming websites including www.godhatesgoths.com which outlines exactly why… well God hates goths!
“So let’s be clear here. Goths are the lowest form of human trash that has ever crawled upon this good clean earth. ‘Garbage people’ I call them, and I can assure you that is what they are. Freaks who worship the Devil, who take drugs and molest children, who have pre-marrital sex, who whore themselves, who are obsessed with Vampirism, and abuse handicapped kids, who promote cross-dressing and underaged homosexuality, who behave like wild violent animals that need to be put down, who cut themselves and try to get others to self harm, degrade themselves and attempt suicide and think it is acceptable behaviour. ”
God seems to be very much like the Rev. Green, they both have beards, and they are both very, very angry. They don’t just hate goths, they hate ‘fags’, lesbians, Harry Potter, and er… retardeds
“GOD ALSO DETESTS RETARDS. DOWN SYNDROME, CEREBAL PALSY, THALIDOMIDES, DWARFISM, SPINA BIFIDA, AND OTHER CREATURES SPASTIC RETARDATIONS ARE REPULSIVE TO GOD. THE BIBLE STATES QUITE CLEARLY THAT THESE TWISTED LIMBLESS MONSTERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR A CHURCH, AS THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND REPULSIVE TO GOD. THEY ARE AN ABOMINATION. THEY HAVE MINDS OF SUCH A REPROBATE NATURE THAT THEY ARE GIVEN TO SEXUALLY GRATIFYING THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC, AND ARE NOTHING MORE THAN SLOBBERING STAMMERING ANIMALS. WHY SHOULD THEY GET THE BEST CARE? GET GRANTS TO BUILD RAMPS FOR THEM? WHEELCHAIRS? PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT? IF GOD DID NOT INTEND THEM TO WALK, LET THEM CRAWL LIKE THE SNAKES THEY ARE.”
and he’s got a point, because he quotes scripture:
“No man who has any blemish or defect may come near my altar: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is hunchbacked or is a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. For he has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. Because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary.” Leviticus 21:18-24
Give me some of that old time religion! I personally had no idea of how many famous and apparently gifted people were retarded, but then, some of them are sly…
“THE RETARD AGENDA – SCIENCE AGAINST GOD
Of course not all retards are dumb animals. Some retardations can be well hidden. This is where they really come into their own in their attack on our faith.”
And the Rev is not afraid of naming names either:
“Albert Einstein – Evil Scientist, Satanist links, wrote ‘theory of relativity’. (Retardation – Aspergers Syndrome, autism, dyslexia)
Isaac Newton – Scientist / Liar. Came up with the ‘theory’ of gravity. Gravity is a lie, the only force that prevents us from falling off the Earth is God’s will. (Retardation – epilepsy / stutter)
Archimedes – Evil scientist / Mathematician, invented the ‘Death Ray’ (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
Stephen Hawking – Satanic Scientist, possible Anti-Christ. Well known for his ugly deformed appearance and his creepy robot voice, which terrifies children Worldwide. (Retardation – Motor Neuron Disease)
Nelson Rockefeller – Former President of the United States with liberal leanings, divorcee, fornicator (Retardation – dyslexia)
Pythagoras – Evil scientist / Mathematician (Retardation – epilepsy)
Leonardo da Vinci – Satanic artist and scientist, invented the bicycle, author of Satanic book ‘the Da Vinci Code’ (Retardation – dyslexia)
Isaac Newton – Satanic Scientist / Astronomer / Physicist (Retardation – learning retardation ADHD)
America was so shamed by the retarded Nelson Rockefeller, that they removed his presidency from the history books. Note also that the retarded Isaac Newton gets two mentions for his pernicious peddling of the theory of gravity… The Rev is not afraid to go head to head with these idiots…
I was pulled into a debate on this subject by pathetic scientists on a forum I was posting to. So in an effort to prove these pathetic scientists wrong, I set them a task. They ask me to prove my God exists? Well I asked them to prove to me the Earth is round, not flat. Prove this to me – NOT with so-called ‘genuine’ pictures from ‘outerspace’, or any of your other science fiction bullshit.
Because we know that it is flat, and that God lets people ‘flip’ to the other side safely.
Isaiah 40:22 says ‘It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth’, CIRCLE, NOT SPHERE. The Earth is a FLAT CIRCLE, every Christian knew that for 1000′s of years. But science has been working to blind of from that truth for decades! And they almost had us!
So, I asked them to prove me wrong, I asked him to prove to me the World was round WITHOUT science, or as I like to call it ‘science fiction’ – They could not! Another victory for God!”
Yeah, once you stop these scientists using ‘facts’, ‘proof’ and ‘science’, their arguments just fall apart.
“In truth, I had half expected them to come up with some braindead reply about those flying mechanical metal birds dumb humans like to fly in… If God had intended man to fly he would have given him wings. Another abomination of science. Man has been trying to fly for centuries, they call this witchcraft. An air-plane is nothing but the evolution of the broomstick that witches used to fly 100s of years ago.”
He’s right on the money there. An airplane is just a broomstick with a free meal and movie thrown in. Although I suspect that the Rev.’s experience of aircraft is limited, as I can’t imagine he’d want to travel anywhere, and I can’t imagine anywhere that would be glad to see him.
I find it hard to top a man like the Rev. Green, and unless someone with some real class comes along soon, he is going to make off with this year’s award.
Let’s face it, without the Rev and his band of merry followers, it would be easy for people to get caught up in the ‘Disney’ version of Christianity and forget that the Jehova of the Old Testament is very much like The Rev: angry, homophobic, misogynistic, inconsistent, irrational and likely to fly into a rage over the slightest thing.
If there’s one thing which is helping put churches out of business, without the inconvenience, expense and legality of us burning them, it is people like the Rev. Green. Hail Reverend Green! We’re never too proud to accept help in doing Satan’s work!
